Saturday, August 11, 2012

I Blame Paul Ryan

In the 24 hours since Romney picked Paul Ryan:

  • Someone broke into our toolshed;
  • My wife’s email got hacked;
  • The neighbor’s dog got loose;
  • We found a black widow spider living under the back steps.

Coincidence? Maybe, maybe not. Really, there’s no way to be sure till Romney releases his tax returns. There’s reason to think that 2009 is a humdinger.

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