Sunday, December 4, 2011

The Real Family Values Candidate

Why are the socially conservative Republican primary voters, alleged champions of family values, so ready to give Newt Gingrich a pass?

To recap: Gingrich is on his third marriage. He cheated on his first wife with the woman who became his second wife, and he cheated on her with the woman who became his third wife. You don't have to be a liberal Democrat to think that Gingrich is a piece of shit. Gingrich says that he's asked God to forgive him. Is that all it takes for the religious right to hypnotize themselves?

Of course, there is one candidate in the 2012 race who embodies traditional family values. He's a faithful spouse and a devoted parent. He's a role model, a mensch.

I'm talking about the guy in the White House right now. Obama is way hotter than Gingrich, but even Fox News has not been able to dredge up any credible scandals. Maybe the DNC should print up some bumper stickers:

    Obama - He Keeps It Zipped






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